Country Girl....

10 ways to know a "country girl" has lived in the city too long

1. At dinner she asks you who shot the chicken.

2. When pretending the broom is a horse she makes sure he has a leash.

3. She thinks Laura Ingalls' family was Amish.

4. She pretends her bike is a tractor.

5. She "makes" maple syrup from the Lilac bush.

6. Her favorite movie is "How to Cook on a Wood Cookstove."

7. She asks "Is this pork from a pig?" when eating bacon for breakfast.

8. She offers to "Hoe poppop's garden" with her sand toy hoe.

9. Boots are everyday footwear.

10. Every night she wants to cook dinner "over the fire."

Little "E" is full of fun ones this week!